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Lets change to lsd %% Murphy was an optimist! %% Hi Amy!! %% what do you call a quadraplegic flying through the air? CHUCK! %% Time Left: [00:00:34] (?==HELP!) %% MOP n GLO %% PSYCHOTIC SMURF sucks, call 312-327-1444 all nite!!!!!! %% Time Left: [00:00:23] (?=help) %% Call The Black Hole BBS - 312-728-1268 %% Why dont you kids write yer one-liners in BLACK TEXT!!!!! %% Did you know one clock cycle is 0.0000002095238 secs long at 4.772727 MHz? %% I ADORE MY 64 %% come over here and give me a piece of your honeypie baby! %% SHHH I'm about to reveal the cure for a hangover! ANOTHER BREWHA! %% "U7MEOW-1.ZIP" deleted out of queue. %% is a monkey - my balls are to long for that shoe. %% Test! ?? %% Thats peculiar this aint Trade Wars! %% Gweeds SUKCS! If you see him, BLAST HIM! %% Amy wants a PICKLE in her pants! %% THIS IS A TEST OF THE PENILE PITHISTROGRAM, THIS IS ONLY A TEST! %% FOOD! %% gss %% dianetics SUCKS! %% pst.... admiral is a gaybo %% "Cant get outta this dos shell, like cats in a bowl" %% where are all the women hanging at? %% See you next year! --Buddy Holly (2/3/59) %% EE's a AILUROPHILE! %% Let's settle this like men... Let's take it to the BattleTech Center! %% Are you suggesting that we eat my mother?! No, no....Yes....But not raw. %% Reality SUX. . . .Think *VIRTUAL*!!!! %% These green boxes are too small.. They don't hold enough juice at all! %% call THE MELTING POINT BBS at (708)698-1774, over 1.5 gigs.... %% Hubert is Hard %% Call Excalibur....(708)677-1221....9600 v.32/v.42bis %% call T H E M E L T I N G P O I N T (708) 698-1774 %% MRS. BJORKLUND IS A NAZI %% Who is Herbert?????? -NS %% Celestial Hatebreeder......What is his old handel??? %% guido sanchez sucks my left nut - nba is down for good! %% cadaver in my dual standard - it makes weird noises when i connect! %% 4 leaf clovers exist! there in my.. __N_S! %% fuck a pillow, its fun %% The only way to go DUAL STANDARD !!!!!!! %% Look! A three headed Monkey! %% SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW! %% I see a cat. The Cat is on the mat. What is Mat doing to the cat? Yee+ %% Confusious say, better to have leg broken than to have broken leg! %% Lokk behind you! A three headed MONKEY! %% Satan is your freind! %% 10 WHITE CASTLE BURGERS AND hiccup! %% WHAT AM I DOING HERE? UP? NOT DEAD? %% Why are you always, chewing my fingernails? Wacky Gweed on Machine %% Bill Bar is sleeping with Roseanne Cliunton %% Time Left: [00:00:37] (?=help) %% Did you ever notice how why are you talking to me? %% Like Hairs In My Armpit So Are The GAY PEOPLE ON THE BUNK! %% Thomas Bruser... IN MY PANTS! %% PENILE- Pardon Everyone Not Inside Little Earl %% SOMEBODY' %% Hubert was Psychotic Smurf! %% GUI wants a Amy in his pants... GUI+do= ME!!!!!11 %% Damn... +++ doesn't work! %% hmm... 1+1 is 2, therefore, my brother must DIE!!!!! %% DONT YOU JUST HATE WAITING? %% HAHA VERY FUNNY MOTHER FUC**ER %% OH WHERE OH WHERE DID EVIL EYE GO? %% HELP! I need a new spleen but I'm to tired to run for the border!!!! %% THE DEAD PENCIL SMILES WHILE LEADING THE BAND! AHAHHA %% Who's the pussy who wrote Friendship RULEZ?! %% "Issleb in my pants......can't get him out!" -Elf Lord %% Hey! What are you doing with that hoe? %% Drop your pants right now and Choke the Sheriff and wait for the Posse to Come %% You down wit TPG??? Nope, no access for me! %% Only $42.99 for a bucket of a dozen dead kats! %% +++ %% Call the TOTAL ECLIPSE S! ((3i2)489-6896) 2 GiGS!!!! %% Amy wants a Ryan in her pants! %% How many mimes were at the Badminton tournament??? %% Call the Nightmare Cafe at (708)677-1221...9600 baud %% Call The Nightmare Cafe at (708)677-1221...9600 baud.(was Excalibur) %% Rumors have it....... Evil Eye is chimpmunk! %% King trent is the little elf lord! Bow to his lordshipness! %% AT &B0 &K0 &I0 &N0 &W in a sack! %% Mon*Star RUINED my date! %% HUBERT IS SOFT! %% First you crack the SHELL, then you crack the nuts inside %% "SINEP" is PENIS backwards! %% Cokacoka clasic in my pants - cant beat the real thing %% "The oxygen travels inside the cow, then returns with nitrogen, then.." %% Amy! Will you touch MY GOODness? yeeeeeeeeees! %% Warlord eats POOP! mohahahhha -EE %% Call The Ass Hole BBS - 312-728-1260 %% Cyberwerks 92: Where only the longest penises ejaculate! %% Ryan Hughes!!!! E-Mail Psychotic Smurf fer his voice number!!! %% " D!&"# 21` #D1 d2 UzeQ(HbM% %% SO Whats wrong with being a pervert!!! %% chat EE! %% Islam in my pants...can't get him out.... %% CHUCK IS WATCHING STUDS! Butt do you know WHY chuck is watching studs? %% HEy YOu! Yeah you with the HO! I'd like you to meet this carload of sophomores! %% Alluding to SNL is like a cat scratching at my anus! Makes me MAD! yes %% Hey CAIN! Wanna play Heart of China, CAIN? -Romii!!!!!!!!!! %% Well well well! Ryan! Prepare to eat cats!!! %% DARN! You missed it.....in the 92/93 catalog 12 dead cats are now $300! %% TRENT- Try Raping Enormous Norwich Terriers! %% TRENT- Two Repulsive Elks Neighing Today! %% For access, hit YOUR MOM! %% Can I put the cat out he asks, gently stroking the fire extinguisher... %% YA NEED A BUCKET? SHOULD I CALL YOUR MAMA? %% JYP -- You're great. I hope I meet you again. -- Shadow Spawn %% Chuck is watching STUDS because he's ... IN A SACK! %% Nukclear Corey in my pants - Oh how it stings! %% ^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^M^M %% Rumors suck! vote for bob! eat hey! kill grass! fuck soup! eat cow! -Maskdbob %% People are yello with dots for eyes %% OH! I didnt know i had to PICK IT UP first! silly me -masked bob %% Penis BBS: The ultimate OPUS hack! %% Look behind you! A large hairy masturbating hamster with a hat on! %% Hurbet is .... plasma %% Note from node 2: "Chat pleas" /G to chat to node 2 %% ST:TNG = silly toddlers: they need gas! %% BattleTech: Big apple tasting toys letting ears tease every child's hat! %% Ryan: rad yellow alchemist nigger %% Evil Eye: Every Villian Is Long ; Each year (is) easy %% Ham*Star RUINED my date! HAAAAAAAAAA! %% To get a time, divde BYTES by CPS rate! 20,000,000(WC][) / 1200(KT!) %% Fuck You Brian Issleb!!! %% Fuck You King Trent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! %% EE is a ...... (fill in the blank) %% Call The Faces Of Death BBS at 312-685-7531.. 0-2 week warez. %% Yuck, I just sneezed All Over My Keyboard!! %% argh no time left .. Use the Time Bank!! %% Don't Look Now, BUT here comes your Mom!!!!!!! %% HEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE____ Don't You Hate These Things! %% 2: The Pilferer: Chat request - press /G to enter chat %% Were living in a nocturnal world! %% HEY YOU! LIST THE RUMORS NOW! /L %% Adolph hat eine gute Idee... %% OH MAN I GOTTA QUIT DRINKING! NOT! %% there once was an orange pickle %% A tribe of skilled mercenaries in my pants, can't get 'em out! %% Beat him up, scottie! %% The pilferer makes the BEST fur! Er, rumors... %% I'll be getting busy like a BIG DOG! -Black %% Fod Rumors : A Colection Of Cool Rumors, Volume 1 -MEoW/CAT- %% See you next year! --Dan Morgan and JAMES Hawkons(lez goo to zoo!) %% HURBET IS PIZZA! %% shiny happy hamsters holding meat %% Die JAMES.. Just Die! ... Or else! (-dan morgan) %% Simcity for SNES: It's got new features! But it makes a bad rumor, eh. %% Psychotic Smurf and Guido Sanchez will NEVER get on! %% Eeewwww! It's a splotch! With a Rommy attatched! %% FOOD, I MUST HAVE FOOD!!!!!!! FOOD, I MUST HAVE FOOD!!!!!!! %% If a tree falls in the woods, is your mama REALLY ugly? %% Look behind you! A 3 button mouse! %% call T H E P O O P B B S (708) 251-5049 %% Time Left: [99:99:99:99:99:99:99:99:99:99:99] (?=help) %% 16.8k modems for sale only $499 email tp! %% OTMEOW .ZIP 5 204 Oregon Trail DELUXE -=>MEOW<=- UL:Snot Nose %% Poison mushrooms in your eye! They will make you cry, cry, CRY! %% JOHN WAYNE WAS A NAZI BUT NOT ANYMORE! %% Windows 3.1 kicks ass! %% GOD! Windows 3.1 is BEAUTIFUL! %% I'm the king of the perverts at my school, wait a sac while i let my dog out.. %% ECHO QUEST I: The Search for Curbees...(is cool) %% FREE BEER TOMORROW! %% HI YA! I KNOW KARATE %% Nylon Dog Races [1/1] *TDT* %% Chrisy sez: Oh my GOD! We've got amoebas in our sink! %% Show that choochie baby, ya ya, face down, butt up, thats the way we LiKE it! %% John: I put Liquid Acid in, and I melted it. (is that like the board??) %% Penis: People Eating Nice Ice Sandwiches %% Outside there is a weasel with his penis in his right ear! -Corey (nuklear?) %% Make MY COUSIN VINNIE part of the family! NOT. -Masked Bobo %% Aborted. %% Well gee.... I didnt know i was supposed to hit THE HAMSTER! %% Big are Tricia's Tits. Like everyone tries eating Celestial Hatebreeder! %% Big Are Tricia's Tits. Like Everyone Tries Eating Celestial Hatebreeder! %% Does Anyone Out There have a Penile Pisthimagraph in a sack???? %% FUCK YOU, Ravishing Rick Rude, Sting kicked your ASS!!! %% Rumors have it: Sammy is a Lemming %% Rumors Have It: Evil Eye is Possessed by Satin! %% Are you going to tell YOUR friends about the Counseling Center??? %% How much is that human in the moniter? The one with the klick-di-ee keys? %% LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION! %% WE NEED MORE BEER! %% CAPTAIN CRUNCH CAPTAIN CRUNCH MUNCH A BUNCH OF CAPTAIN CRUNCH! %% Bonus: [YOU'VE JUST WON 500 FILE POINTS!] %% Evil Eye you Bitch you gave me a sore THROAT! %% The Buffalo Soldier......Hey Man............The Buffalo Soldier %% I justed UPCHUCKED on my school project! %% Your home, I just KNOW it! %% Title: Big Penises delxue! %% You just won: A big stuffed cat %% hello!!, yes you, call the IBBBs get number from Evil-Eye %% Skittles may have the best fur, but Puffy has the Best Tail %% MaD BBS - Chuck's Newest Creation [1/1] %% Sell your modem - buy a 16.8k %% I Would Screw A Four Year Old!!!!!!!!! -The REAL Islam %% Bob the vegie is the ansector of hurbert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! %% Well well well! Marc! Prepare to eat NYLON CATS! %% Gang*Star R E A L L Y RUINED my date! -Godfather 4 %% Lie -> <- Lie %% Stop eating the BACON, MORON!!!!! %% No g-nu is good g-nu, with Gary g-nu... %% Miss Ogdon is posessed by Skittles the cat! %% Garf is in the house... %% WoW!!! FoD is Multi Node!!! K-RaD! %% How much is that Bernie in the semi-truck? The one that barely fits. %% I once knew an Aaron koss... but that was in SECOND GRADE! %% %% One has a 386... and another has a 486! %% This is the 373rd rumor! Shit... Magots in Celestial Hatebreeder! %% Spare syllabus... in my BACKPACK! %% POWER BBS SUCKS! im gonna run tg 2.7!! no, better yet, XOTICS!!!!!!!! %% Shit my bracket came loose can anybody fix it???? %% Joanie loves Coochie! %% Call the WareZ Man BBS 1-708-251-5094! Cool! %% uh uh get it get it! %% YO! Upgrade to Innovations! Thats the BeST! BeTTeR RuMoRS! %% Lob*Star BIT my date! OH NO! %% that portable phone goes Cish-Cush-Cosh! and so does the squashed hamstar! %% why dont you KIDS write yer chuckpooms in SPERM! -corpse high as a kite %% Ultima 7 [1/23] -=MEoW 92=- Ul: Canseco %% lets go watch that show where they beat on their penises like big dogs -JM %% I WANT A PENIS THAT CAN TALK! uhuhuhuhuhuhuh-Boom! -=SKI %% my 2 teams in JAMMING QUEST are gonna kick ASS! subliminal message blue! %% Chuck see's his mom! He wants to make her. Mooooooooooooooooooo! %% Gramma: How did you get that scratch? Dad: That women I molested on the BUS! %% Oh, what the hell? Let's get naked and strip a furry animal of it's pride! %% hey kid! pssssst! come here! want dis cornbeef? %% Why dousche? My friend told me to! %% bang off! ejaculate on a cat! - ???? %% I met a guy named Chuck today! He was a FAG! %% Watch the HOWIE STERN SHOW! %% +++ is cool! %% Time Left: [00:21:54] (?=help) %% Check out The Final Impact (312) 784-1752 -- tell em CS sent ya! %% CASE protects my arm from exploding. But C-modem just takes up space. %% FREE PENISES TOMORROW! %% i crashed sickos baord %% Call 327-1444 all night!!!!!! %% oh i want your big african MEAT! -donald %% Rumors have it....Suicidal Mike is sourcing the world! %% You can only logon 1 time per day. %% TAG - Coming soon to a FoD-TpG near you! %% CRAB*STAR ruined my MILLENIUM! %% This better be good! %% Grant me a humble cat! %% Cloack /\/ Dagger: Eat that you niggher Bob: No you bastard Penis: AHHHHH %% Call 1-900-HOT-CHUCK all night! %% GOD! Deskciew/X is HORRIBLE! %% Acronyms : Art Creates Rats on nick's yellow misspelled software %% Die: Devistate igore egg %% What is a happy roman with hair in his mouth? A glad-he-ate-her %% %% Christy is soooooooo sexy... I want to MEAT her! - Annoymous %% hey! what are you doing with that red meat? %% This is the 419th rumor! T-Square in my pants, oh what an angle! %% Excuse me, but do you SPIT or SWALLOW? %% HEY YOU YEAH YOU! YOU FUCKING CHICKEN BABIES %% LOST YOUR HAMSTER, TRY LOOKING IN MY MICROWAVE. %% RIGHT NOW IS JUST A TIME BETWEEN ICE AGES. %% THE MANIAC PSYCHO IS WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE. %% CHRISTY SKAARS NICKNAME IN 2ND GRADE WAS CHRISTY ANNA JONES %% Captain Leather came by, to ask about the olives.... -More Gweedisms %% Maniac Psycho looks like Casper the Friendly Schmoo -Arghism #2 %% Christy Skaar is no more! I killed her in the EHQ %%