Someone needs to write the man page for rumor. And it must have rumors in it. %% I'm too excited by rumor. %% I want rumorbot. %% Welcome to Comdex. Here is your badge. Here is your bag of goodies. Here is your cat. %% Hello, welcome to COMDEX. %% dammit. greg wrote rumord this weekend too. %% I want to be Titania's little Indian boy-bitch when I grow up. %% *splat*s are better than "splotch"es. %% EVIL GENIUSES IN A NUTCHELL RELEASED %% Amazing...there's no leibniz rumor about spaghetti carbonara. %% %% nice cones, lady. %% Mukor rules all galaxies. %% Would someone please smack me with a thunder stone already? I need it. %% Rumor rules all galaxies. %% ezines went out with BBSs OseK: Oh, really? Did they French? %% Blank rumor? Mean! %% it's the web. don't expect to understand it %% Oh, no. I've dug myself into an object-oriented hole. %% She's even prettier than the last one! %% I'd settle for a bite of that pika-chow. %% She's really small, but really pretty! %% at least we've managed to make life nasty, brutish, and long! %% COBOL is for kobolds. %% ahh, vegetarians are troublesome %% The mouse is evil. %% "Squeesan! It appears Iron Coder CGI has eschewed his usual use of CGI.pm and is instead writing his own interface. Apparently, he believes this will give his program more speed and gusto than the challenger's.' %% I went to a Mormon mission in Bolivia, and all I got was this stupid baby. %% My aunt the nun lives in Montgomery, Alabama. But the nunnery flies her up to Chicago all the time. Not a bad deal. Except for the parts about no sex and having to go to church every day. %% chicks ruin irc, dood %% literature, anarchy & shamanism are prevailing themes %% behind hate is fear love without fear is the ultimate goal %% well, bill gates wrote a program, called napster, that takes "naps" on your Windows PC, taking up CPU so that you have to buy a new Intel Pentium III processor %% i have a rule to not hate pokemon but if i got rid of that rule i would hate togepi %% i could teach a class called "space downarrow leftarrow" %% Out of Rangoon! %% i like girls best when they are in Backus-Naur form %% LDAP makes Alex look like hexe. %% A ROBOT CRIES: [ - 0 - 0 - ] \ () ___ / \ |___| / - SADNESS DOES NOT \_______________________/ \ COMPUTE NOW I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO CRY %% Dear 2600, Here is some advice from our resident Child Molester, Mike labbe. 1. Do not get caught. 2. Always go after the children who are loners. 3. When Dumping the bodies, make sure you first remove all the childrens teeth, cut off their fingers, and horribly mutilate their faces. %% Rite Here !! / you Dumb __ c[0o] Nigga! __|^^| `U'\ c[00] -|- /`U' _/ \_ | \ warez (`V-)the |_| warez? |__) %% Phil: NO! IT'S MY HIPPO MOTHER FUCKER! Mike: You can at least be civil about it. %% =} - I'm from Czech Republic and I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. %% |<-R4D: m0mm33! %% hehehe i like the one about the fucked girl cos its so true l8r %% n e e d m o r e c o f f e e ! ! ! ! ! ! ! %% Q: Is it true that my cock and balls will itch after I shave them? A: YES. %% Dear Santa, My name is Thomas. I'm 7 years old. My favorite thing is $1,000,000,000,000 or a toy. Your friend, Thomas, Grade 2 %% A Number of Bullets Are Being Fired, People Are Dying As A Result The Poor Bastard Probably Never Saw It Coming Armed With A Wet T-Shirt, She Ran For Her Life Adorable Child Gets Murdered, Everyone Cries %% hahah hohoohoh heheheh heheheh ahahha hohooh hehehehe heheheh hehhehehehe hehehehehheheheheh ahhahahahhahhahahahah hohohohohooh it all makes sense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! %% WHAT WHAT EAT MY NUT YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GREAT YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GREAT BUT A GOOD MIND IS NOT A GOOD FUCK MATE %% not to interrupt your rumination on warhol's use of color and repetition but i believe you have a sprig of basil in your teeth. %% OCR is cod. %% Did You Know... The refrigerator in Monica's apartment on the hit TV sitcom "Friends" is an old International Harvester model. The logo is often visible in episodes with "kitchen" scenes. %% Caffeine should be a sacrament %% Careful, I am a pilot. %% Arnold's prognosis is poor and tests have revealed that his brain waves are weak, said Willis, a spokesman for the family. %% *cry* %% Wow, a Game Gear! Can we play? %% Elvis eats Pineapple. Tasha eats Pineapple. Tasha is Elvis. %% The Fifth Element is BeOS. %% Rumor has it that kittens are very cute! %% Don't I have time to be immortalized in the rumor file? %% Yoshi poo! Eggs on you! %% You're addrumoring that, aren't you? %% What's their plan for revenue? Muggles. %% *mew!* %% "Welcome to Shiga: Death on Ice" just doesn't ring any bells for me. %% WARNING: Brown Orifice is a SECURITY HOLE, not a toy. %% *I SHOOT MY EVIL STRESS RAYS AT YOU!!!* %% Hahaha, hooray, google Someday, people will no longer needs brains Just uplinks to The Search ENgine %% that could come in handy when you really want to send an antimatter cone to someone, but you don't have the correct postage to send thru regular mail %% Gato, joints, points. %% Good angst! Have a chocolate chip cookie. %% Only about one Australian Anglo-Celtic in a hundred can say "Landgren" without falling over. %% I'm feeling frisky!!!!!!!!! %% The grid bug bites! %% Rumor does not now default to meow rumors. MOTD lies. %% I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shores of Orion. I watched sea beams glittering on Tenhausser Gate. All these moments will be lost... like tears... in rain. %% I want to borrow the Vampire: The Masquerade game And then make my own game for it. Called "Angst Quest" %% During a study of liposome, I feel that Liposome is my fate and very useful. %% I can't believe there's nothing here about the Zok Fot Pik. %% The previous information has been obtained either directly from the registrant or a registrar of the domain name other than Network Solutions. Network Solutions, therefore, does not guarantee its accuracy or completeness. %% Consumption is goth! %% Look, mommy, I found a stray homosexual. Can I keep him? %% Texas is the capital of Austin, everybody knows that. %% Your startup isn't very startup. %% If there's somebody who isn't being as productive as they should be and you'd like to fire them, do so in a manner that will seem justified and understandable to all the other employees. For example, announce a "Dress Up Like Your Favorite Pokemon" day at work. When the troublesome employee shows up that day, you can easily fire them by giving them a stern look and saying in a very solemn tone of voice, "I'm sorry, you're not dressed as Metapod, my favorite Pokemon. I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go." Firing employees over a Pokemon-related incident is encouraged by the government. NOTE: This idea can only succeed if the worker does not dress up as Metapod. %% how do I get rid of ncurses? Go to an nshaman? %% "Ethel the Hydrologist Goes Geological Surveying" %% Members of sixdegrees I would like to go on saying that I am sick and tired of people writing on here saying they are tired of rumors going about them that are not possibly true and that they want to leave sixdegrees. Well I am sick and tired of it I would like all the people that know and understand what there going through need to stop listening to all of this rumor nonsense if you know that you didn't do something people say you didn't do then you didn't do it. I would also like to say what does it solve if people leave when rumors are still going about them it just makes the persoon do this win and do more rumors. %% Teenage Mutant Ninja Platypuses - Heroes with a duck bill. Platy Power! %% Firing employees over a Pokemon-related incident is encouraged by the government. %% pianosa> echo Teenage Mutant Ninja Platypuses - Heroes with a duck-bill. Platy P ower! | addrumor can't open /usr/local/share/rumor/pianosa.rumor (Permission denied) pianosa> %% *chicken-soup bong* %% There is always Harry Browne, as well, if you like Libretarian (sp?) ideals. I do, but I am too young vote :-( %% The KDE League? I thought nobody used the word League anymore. It's like only appropriate now for 70's supperhero groupings. %% meaningless buzzword %% *** Topic for #uiuc: fortunately, my extreme constitiution overwhelmed the evil Kathleen *** Topic for #uiuc set by Dumbert on Nov 15 23:16:05 %% CSO orchestra %% ATM machine %% Two words: "therapy". %% bigot: a person who is excessively firm in his being given up to his or her own estimations and inability to endure non-commensuration with natural numbers, or unfriendliness towards representatives of a legislative body of a confident fixed course, belief system or US military unit. %% My experience has been that there is no more point in arguing with a lawyer than debating a ferret. %% 23:39:39 #uiuc Damnit, I want pictures of Sean's Mom(tm). I've been hearing about how hot she is for years. %% Hey pussycat... see that variable there? It's undeclared. Bet you didn't know you were dealing with such a bad boy. %% Your Accuweather isn't very Accu. %% Remember, no problem is so complicated that it can't be solved by pat solutions doled out by a hypocritically judgmental human skeleton in prim clothing. %% I love 15 meg cones. %% HERE LIES JOHN CARTER The one true love of Dejah Thoris, Jeddak of Jeddaks, the last great Warlord of Barsoom. %% In the future, all pimps say "Koffing!" %% Casting VI into a flask creates a serum that heals wounds. %% Congratulations that you establish your server with real certificates. %% Dr. Fishopolis, you need a shave! %% WELCOME TO MEATNEWS. POSTING HERE IS THE PATH TO DEATH. %% Ernie laughs and nobody listens %% EXTREMEZONE.COM: "550 ALL YOUR SPAM ARE BELONG TO US" %% You are the dumbest link. Fnord. %% CLIFTON PARK, New York (AP) -- An upstate New York turkey hunter is receiving rabies shots after he was attacked by coyotes. A wildlife expert says the coyotes may have mistaken the hunter for a turkey. %% Single boy, hanging around girl: either the boy is interested, or gay, or g0ff %% (The Linux plug-in should work on most any Linux ELF system, but Linux is as Linux does and if you have a custom one-of-a-kind system, or can otherwise be considered to be "on the bleeding edge" and and the plug-in doesn't work, then now may be the time you're going to bleed.) %% I should just pipe #cats to addrumor %% is there a Julia that doesn't like to be naked all the time? %% "I'm never going to get married because my wife will just cheat on me and then we'll get divorced. If I meet a girl I like, I might as well just buy her a nice house and never talk to her again, since that's what'll happen anyways." - Brian Johnson %% I WAS REFERRING TO AN AQUA RAKE NOT AQUA RACK. OOPS! %% sex and marriage sex and marriage fill in the rest of this lame joke in your head %% Fate calls thee to bar evil's way! %% Whoever sent this is TOTALLY AWESOME because it is so close to da BEACH!!! %% May I please speak to a manager? One of your employees just called me a fucking cunt. %% PEASE LET ME KNOW WHERE I CAN BUY REYE'S DOWN EAST SCHOONER MUSTARD. YOU PROMPT ATTENTION WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATED. THAN YOU SO MUCH. GRACE FOWLER E-MAIL GFOWLER@CHARTER.NET %% The string 2515049 was found at position 1943788 counting from the first digit after the decimal point. The 3. is not counted. %% Tell me if the "har har" umgah picture is flashing. %% if the blue line went to schaumburg, I'd orgasm %% He or she can jump on the back of a more experienced player and get through certain trouble areas of the game without being the usual hindrance that Player 2's around the world are known for. Let's face it, Player 2's, if you were any damn good, you'd be a Player 1, wouldn't you? %% what is umgah? %% The software in a Robot Priest would be incredibly complex. And one messed up ! in the code and instead of not molesting kids, the Robot Priest will molest all kids! %% where are my pants is not my favorite part of mark roth err tim roth %% He added he is not worried about offending people who are not Christians, particularly Muslims, ''because we don't have any of them here.'' %% The blank frame ''is for those who believe in nothing,'' Councilman Bill McMillon said Tuesday. %% In Munich, it is not acceptable to get a basket of pretzels from another table if yours is lacking. %% We all know it's coming: The next Melissa. The next I Love You. The next Anna Kournikova. It's not a matter of it, it's a matter of when. %% "Halloween is a scary time for moose," the biologist said. "All those little goblins are running around out there," and a moose may try to evade trick-or-treaters on one street only to find more of them on another street, Sinnott said. %% 15:41:07 #uiuc woah, now I feel like Rodney Dangerfield, or Dan Sachs %% A tambreet is a platypus, not a g0ff! %% BrianJ606 (4:06:08 PM): I guess I am just retarted right now %% Before entering the club, check to make sure people can be seen leaving. If not, it could be an alien meat-packing plant in disguise. %% A man, a plan, a caret, a ban, a myriad, a sum, a lac, a liar, a hoop, a pint, a catalpa, a gas, an oil, a bird, a yell, a vat, a caw, a pax, a wag, a tax, a nay, a ram, a cap, a yam, a gay, a tsar, a wall, a car, a luger, a ward, a bin, a woman, a vassal, a wolf, a tuna, a nit, a pall, a fret, a watt, a bay, a daub, a tan, a cab, a datum, a gall, a hat, a fag, a zap, a say, a jaw, a lay, a wet, a gallop, a tug, a trot, a trap, a tram, a torr, a caper, a top, a tonk, a toll, a ball, a fair, a sax, a minim, a tenor, a bass, a passer, a capital, a rut, an amen, a ted, a cabal, a tang, a sun, an ass, a maw, a sag, a jam, a dam, a sub, a salt, an axon, a sail, an ad, a wadi, a radian, a room, a rood, a rip, a tad, a pariah, a revel, a reel, a reed, a pool, a plug, a pin, a peek, a parabola, a dog, a pat, a cud, a nu, a fan, a pal, a rum, a nod, an eta, a lag, an eel, a batik, a mug, a mot, a nap, a maxim, a mood, a leek, a grub, a gob, a gel, a drab, a citadel, a total, a cedar, a tap, a gag, a rat, a manor, a bar, a gal, a cola, a pap, a yaw, a tab, a raj, a gab, a nag, a pagan, a bag, a jar, a bat, a way, a papa, a local, a gar, a baron, a mat, a rag, a gap, a tar, a decal, a tot, a led, a tic, a bard, a leg, a bog, a burg, a keel, a doom, a mix, a map, an atom, a gum, a kit, a baleen, a gala, a ten, a don, a mural, a pan, a faun, a ducat, a pagoda, a lob, a rap, a keep, a nip, a gulp, a loop, a deer, a leer, a lever, a hair, a pad, a tapir, a door, a moor, an aid, a raid, a wad, an alias, an ox, an atlas, a bus, a madam, a jag, a saw, a mass, an anus, a gnat, a lab, a cadet, an em, a natural, a tip, a caress, a pass, a baronet, a minimax, a sari, a fall, a ballot, a knot, a pot, a rep, a carrot, a mart, a part, a tort, a gut, a poll, a gateway, a law, a jay, a sap, a zag, a fat, a hall, a gamut, a dab, a can, a tabu, a day, a batt, a waterfall, a patina, a nut, a flow, a lass, a van, a mow, a nib, a draw, a regular, a call, a war, a stay, a gam, a yap, a cam, a ray, an ax, a tag, a wax, a paw, a cat, a valley, a drib, a lion, a saga, a plat, a catnip, a pooh, a rail, a calamus, a dairyman, a bater, a canal, Panama. %% 12:24:51 #lovebonus it looked good on TV 12:30:37 #lovebonus but it was really nasty. %% *** ^A is bound to BEGINNING_OF_LINE *** ^E is bound to END_OF_LINE *** Spacemoose is bound to MASTER_OF_TIME %% 17:20:11 #uiuc I don't think a goat would fit in a pig 17:20:29 #uiuc Scola: You have to fold the goat. %% 08:12:10 #uiuc morning? hell, the day's half over! 08:12:53 #uiuc in EUROPE %% Your order tracking number for this shipment is null. %% "For some reason, my client has a vertebra that was broken because they were hit in the head by a banana," said Dayton attorney Richard Schulte. %% "It's not reasonable to strike a person with a banana so hard that they snap a vertebra." %% The key machine must have been out late partying with the forklifts last night. %% (Unfortunately, mail sent to this address cannot be answered.) %% 17:19:54 #uiuc Whoa. 17:20:16 #uiuc I just fired up our mail queue and it have 2515042 delivered messages. 17:20:22 #uiuc *so* close %% 17:19:54 #uiuc Whoa. 17:20:16 #uiuc I just fired up our mail queue and it have 2515042 delivered messages. 17:20:22 #uiuc *so* close 17:20:49 #uiuc dude. 17:20:56 #uiuc you should send seven more e-mails. 17:21:17 #uiuc Well now it's already up to 2519294 17:21:29 #uiuc aww, how sad. %% "We leave at dawn. Sorry." "I must face the peril. Sorry." "I will defeat you with my Aeons. Sorry." %% [fight club] %% EUROPE sorry %% I think I fucked X. oops. was X drunk? %% HEB is the vi of grocery stores. %% Downloading music off the Internet is a common occurence. - Daily Illini (1/31/02) %% In Mexico, sanity costs seven dollars. %% 14:42:30 #uiuc So! 14:42:54 #uiuc A needle pulling thread. 14:43:04 #uiuc La! 14:43:16 #uiuc A note to follow sol. 14:44:03 #uiuc Ti! 14:44:10 #uiuc A drink with Ekans and Koffing. %% Yay! I elected a laughingstock! %% Our Teahouse will be next to the carp pond. The carp are super rare and expensive. If anything happens to the carp we are fucked and can forget about ever working with any of these people again. %% Because cats were regarded as agents of the devil during this period, they are depicted here as evil alchemists about to transmute the caged bird and sleeping dog, prey and enemy of the cat, into gold. %% 10:11:42 #uiuc I wonder how expensive it would be to hire a 4-5 brass players to follow me around for the day and highlight my comments with brass hits. 10:12:26 #uiuc "Hey, hows it going? [BAH! BAH! BA-NA-NAH!]" %% If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. %% It is a natural tendency for dogs to chew and they often make inappropriate selections as to what they will chew. A scented or flavored animal toy that encourages a dog to chew, and possibly to consume it, would be useful. %% It's considered a "faux pas" to have purple hair after Groundhog Day. %% Have some more LSD on your Cheerios and go jam with Jerry Garcia! That's nonsense! %% "What's in the box?" "Moon dew." %% Kim Komando Will Keep Your Computer "Running Like A Champ" %% Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you! %% If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder. %% If someone physically tries to move you into a car or van, do whatever you can to get away. Kick, punch, pull hair, bite, yell, and scream. Other tactics such as crouching in an embryo position or pretending to be sick also work. %% Ein is no ordinary Welsh Corgi. He is a mysterious data dog developed at an illegal research lab. Watch out, because this 10 inch tall imported plush is said to be capable of driving and hacking into computer systems! %% Soon Roy Orbison stands before me, completely wrapped in cling-film. The pleasure is unexampled. %% The sky brightens as dawn begins. The Corpse of the Kitten decays into dust. %% The Kitten punches the Kitten in the kidneys causing immediate death. [3] %% Why kiss a pig, you ask? This year at VBS, we are going hog wild. %% WHO? Kiss WHAT???? There is lots of talk about somebody kissing a pig. Well, Reverend Ron is gonna kiss a P-I-G - on the lips - that is, if we raise $5,000 to send to the Heifer Mission Project during Vacation Bible School. %% Just before Easter each year, bunnies begin to appear at Cumming First. There are small bunnies, there are large bunnies, there are ducks and many other kind, sizes and shapes of stuffed animals. They are gathered at Cumming First for a special purpose. %% You have not seem well these days. You should put plum dressing on a baked banana and eat it! %% That move requires moving 11 cards. You only have enough free space to move 10. %% [note to self: Add these features to rumor] %% The drive lights of a1k_o1a are flashing in a distinctive pattern. %% This ghost is very sexy.This is a Ghost in a jar wearing a bra. The cap is made by tin foil to make it all the more eery. It can escape with the slight move of an arm. Notice I am not responsible for any supernatural haunts that may occur!!! %% When I want your opinion, I’ll subpoena you. %% The Genestealer player won the game. The game is now finish. We hope you enjoy playing it. %% "Simon swung a bat at the Italian sausage character, hitting her from behind and causing her to tumble to the ground. As she fell, a nearby sausage -- the hot dog -- went down as well." %% The object is busy and can not talk to you right now. %% You have added my "Cat." %% Wolfwood is the cool character. He's a priest who smokes and kills people, so he doubles as a role model. %% Great apes (hominids) do not have tails, while monkeys do. Research indicates that great apes are very productive in the areas of software maintenance and report writing, while most monkeys will struggle. Monkeys however are great at software testing. So the rule of thumb is, if you don?t have a tail, you can probably program. %% Oyster Toad Fish (Opsanu tau) This fish may not be pretty to us, but to another oyster toad, he's gorgeous! They are ambush feeders that live among the oyster reefs and bottom structures. %% You, as a bunny, have to jump on your opponents to make them explode. %% precmd: command not found: rumor %% Whey is fucked. %% This is an animal factory. It saves a lot of time and money. This is an animal factory. It saves a lot of time and money. %% What is GOBLIN? GOBLIN is a C++ class library focussed on graph optimization and network programming problems. It deals with all of the standard graph optimization problems discussed by textbooks and in courses on combinatorial optimization. %% If you don't obey us ... we won't let you eat the Jesus cookie anymore. %% I think if I remember right there was a lot of anxiety over kids and ninja and imitating them so that's why they omitted the word NINJA from our theme as much as possible. I know there were actual cases of kids going down into sewers looking for the turtles. Thanks, Taffeta %% Mona Lisa Smile is a movie about Julia Roberts freaky inverted mouth. %% If you are the devil, be careful which heavy-metal bands you pick on, because some members might be archangels in disguise. %% Flush handles are inherently unsecure. %% PSA announcement %% Socks may be purchased at cost. See a Ronald Ranger for assistance. %% Gigas Socks may be purchased at cost. See a Qufim Ranger for assistance. %% Metappi is a birdlike machine monster. Its metal body is too heavy to fly on its own, but it is known to quickly cast spells on itself that rectify that problem. %% To view this article "Time Lad scores with sex and Daleks" you will first need to register. %% *We do not ship to Sedna, nor do we recognize it as a 'planet,' since the only citizens of that world are bots. %% A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation. Always carry one! %% This rumor is a stub. You can help the rumor file by expanding it. %% Your Superdome isn't very Super. %% Zug zug! Harvest more lumber, Shirley! %% What is this 'leibniz rumor' thing people keep saying? %% "Bullfinch %% You can't lead your Barney the dinosaur through that closed door. %% To teach this take along a bag with sun cream, sunglasses, hat etc. Take them out one by one as you sing. This song works well on stage - have the kids gradually get kitted out in a wild variety of coloured shirts and hats. %% It's aggressive stalking. It's all the rage now. %% DREAM makes audio from WAV, MP3 or WMA files swirl around you. You can control the orientation and speed of the swirling. %% You boring are PEOPLE. %% James hinted that all Java developers should be "boning up" on their multi-threaded processing, as it will be the way to get high performance in future machines. %% I am... Through technical expertise, customer service skills and leveraging Sun Service Americas, I provide effective and timely solutions to customers while consistently meeting commitment and exceeding expectation. An advocate for Sun's Customers enabling timely access to Sun Services. Live it Own it Breathe it %% All little kids like food poisoning. %% Did I violate the Sarcastic Code of Conduct? %% Odin rules Midgardsormr. %% Zombies are attracted to low prices! %% SHEEP CAN HAVE RUMORS TOO! %% Never kill a sheep... %% Note: Wikipedia is not a doctor. If symptoms persist, consult a physician. %% The hill orc removes an orcish helm and puts on an orcish helm. %% Note: The above contains bold use of metaphor. TOPLAP does not condone any such activities on real life-forms. Computer processes are not known to experience pain, and don't have faces. %% Whee! Free bird! %% I had the lobster ravioli and it was one of the best dishes I've ever had. The only downfall was that it was extremely loud and not at all romantic. %% It sorta goes off into NSFW-land when Kermit starts sucking Rowlf off. %% Snakes on a plane! %% I brought you an ass cake! You eat ass, don't you? %% Window 4 is more dangerous than other windows. %% The game was designed so that all civilizations, units, and wonders are overpowered so that it all balances out. %% Genuine Cane Toad, fashioned into a usable coin purse. With or without arms. $20.00 %% THE STEERING WHEEL HAS A CAT ON IT. %% Your smart quote isn't very smart. %% Your Soooooooo Convenient isn't very convenient. %% # CONTAINS NO USER-SERVICABLE PANTS %% Subject: Even James Bond uses these pils to pleasure his girls. Be a superlover! %% YOUR ACCESS SUSPENDED PLEASE REPORT TO DILLINGER IMMEDIATELY %% Jazz hands do not enhance the leukemia experience. %% You probably want to 'exec bash' at this point. userver213# exec zsh %% Business casual does not include chainmail. %% Save 10% on your Argon! Sign up for EZ-Argon today! %% "Are you feeling Bayesian?" "98.1820251% likely." %% Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun. 'Cause it's Ash Wednesday. %% Those aren't handholds, they're compression artifacts. %% Lorna Kendrix does have an accomplice: herself. %% No, ':wq' will not help in a gmail window. %% No, ':q!' will not quit IRC. %% No, '~.' will not disconnect IRC. %% moral of the story: you should generally not try to learn how the nimbex-in-joke sausage is made %% I love earth tones and hate pink. Except my P4- Pontius Pilate the Pink Puppy %% The slow loris penetrates the shield. %% Just goes to show you, never sheath your bowling pin before you've drawn blood. %% I forgot how fun #uiuc was in 2001. %% In the future, all Pokémon are Weepinbell. %% Chocolate computers play ROLO. %% I like BGP butts and I cannot lie. %% < Oglestop> Do cat cafes have a champagne room? %% Roy and Silo are just your typical gay American dads, with one noticeable exception: They're penguins! %% NOTE: Dimetrodons need to be swimming in water to lay eggs regularly. Dimetrodons on land very rarely lay eggs. One way to determine if the water is deep enough is to feed them about 30 stimberries and see if they poop. If they poop, the water is deep enough. %% Canadians get their DNSSEC in bags. %% ALDI is a Big Lots of grocery stores. %% In order for websites to work efficiently, most pages that accept user input have an internal clock that limits how long they can be open. If you don't advance past the page in a certain time period, you are automatically logged out of the website system. This is called "Timing Out." We apologize for any inconvenience. %% They honor the green squiggle mark. %%